Newspaper #13

Pimienta Times
 Anonymous Threat 
Discovered!

Anonymous Threat Discovered!
The anonymous threat against Unit 37 has been identified as a level 4 and was sent by none other than our planet territory. Unit 37 went into evacuation a day after the threat was made. This was a risky move as Unit 37 is located in the Terror Zone and enable to evacuate, their gates had to open. Opening their gates allowed the Terrorlings a chance to enter. For those who don't know, Terrorlings are creatures of terror. Terrorlings also consist of escaped convicts, run-a-ways, and an entirely new species. That species came to Sefura during the war of 1780 and a few came in in the year 2000 during the attack on Pimienta. Anyway, Unit 37 left itself open for attack during the few hours its doors were open. There are still Sefurians in Unit 37, however, and they are not happy. According to one of our reporters stationed in Unit 37, "The remaining citizens of this unit are not pleased with being left behind. On top of that, there have been sightings of Terrorlings in the more 'sketchier' areas. Sub-Leader Hilia supposedly fled with the evacuated citizens, but no one has heard from him since then. The more scared citizens of Unit 37 think he was killed by a Terrorling."

Current Election Results

The percentage comes from all the eligable voters and the Early Candiate Quiz. The order is Follower/Hater.
1. LeeAn is 89%/11%
2. Kiar is 80%/20%
3. Tunite is 79%/21%
4. Hellspawn is 21%/79%

Below is their highlights from their speeches:
"A Leader should care, a Leader should want to see their planet thrive. And that's exactly what I'm going to do. I promise that I will provide help to those who need it. I will lead Sefura with an vibranium gauntlet.  ... I will squash the resistance on that territory planet. Treason will not go unpunished! ... Unlike some of my fellow campaigners, I will not coward in the face of war. I will stand tall like the proud Sefurian I am. I will fight along side my soldiers. I will lead my people in the heat of the battle." -LeeAn

"Vote for me because I will help and make Sefura a better planet. I will lead with gusto and strive to make everyone feel safe. Once elected, I will make sure everything goes as well. ... As for war, I will lead from the safety of Pimienta. Soldiers are designed for fighting. I will lead. I wouldn't risk someone taking my position!" -Hellspawn

"If elected, I will continue to run the planet as I am now. I will resolve conflicts logically and peacefully. If war is an option, I will try my best to avoid it. I wouldn't want my people risking their lives. I will protect those who matter to me, and to me that's Sefura. My top priorty is to keep Sefura a peaceful place. ... If war is the only option, then into battle I shall go. I wouldn't be fighting along side my soldiers as that could end poorly [cough] LeeAn [cough]. I wouldn't be a coward either. Instead, I would provide support to the citizens suffering and make sure my soldiers are well supplied. ...  I care for my people, not for my title or glory." -Kiar

"Me as Leader means light in this dark universe. I promise to restore peace and order. I will whip that territory planet back into shape. They are out of line. If they want to be a free planet, then good for them. But freedom will cost them a war. ... I will lead with a light sword. Don't think that I'm being goofy. I really do have a light sword. Which I will use in battle when we go to war! Of course, if no war is an option then I will choose it. I don't want to be too crazy. ... Peace and order are a priority. Without peace, there is war. Without order, there is chaos. Neither is acceptable. So join me! Join me in restoring peace and order to Sefura! Elect me and I will be the light in the darkness!" -Tunite

Earth Exploration Update
To Temporary Leader Kiar's surprise, the interception message by who we now know as Yasunya was about the Earth Exploration mission. And not just anything about the mission at that. Thanks to a team of decoders, technicians, and audio analyzers, we know what Yasunya was trying to say.
"The Earth Exploration mission is not what it seems. I beg of you to call it off. They are capturing and experimenting on humans. Innocent creatures who have done nothing to wrong us in decades. They are also ripping humans from their homes for The Zoo. Am I the only one who thinks this is wrong? Don't trust Böse. I don't like the looks of him. I remember him from something but I don't know what. Cancel the Earth mission. Now."
We ran a background check of Böse and found nothing out of the ordinary. Though Yasunya isn't one for lying or false judgement, she could have just made an error. Then again, she rarely made errors about people. The only errors she made was when she thought her chef was trying to poison her, when she thought her nephew was telling the truth about his grades, when she spelled an official's name wrong (presumably on purpose), and when she thought she was going to Unit 12 instead of 21. More on this pressing matter to come.

Weather
Sunday: 18 degrees celsius
Monday: 19 degrees celsius with a chance of clouds
Tuesday: 18 degrees celsius
Thursday and Friday: 17 degrees celsius
Next Saturday: 18 degrees celsius

Other News:

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Sorry for the long (long) wait. But hey just pretend no time has passed for anything to make sense.
I'm also planning something big for this and a spin off story (or two). There will be concept art of Sefurians when I post my art post.
Vibranium is a made up metal which I did not create. Marvel did. RIP Stan Lee I still blame Thanos

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