Newspaper #11
Pimienta Times
Earth Exploration Errors
Earth Exploration Errors
Temporary Leader Kiar tried to contact the Earth Exploration to check up on them. She said that she heard Captain Ssatrams reporting before he suddenly cut out.
Kiar said "It was like someone was trying to hack into our transmission. Ssatrams starting breaking up and then the transmission was silent for a minute before I heard another voice crackling in. It was the raspy female's voice. Given this information, I can only assume she was trying to communicate something about the Earth mission."
The raspy female's statement was unclear, but supposedly she was trying to tell Kiar that the Earth mission wasn't what it seemed before she cut off. When LeeAn heard about this (remember he's on the exploration), he said "She's dilusional. She's on the PT (planet territory) for Yasunya's sake! It's farther away from Earth that Sefura is."
Highlights of the Campaign Speeches
"A Leader should care, a Leader should want to see their planet thrive. And that's exactly what I'm going to do. I promise that I will provide help to those who need it. I will lead Sefura with an vibranium gauntlet. ... I will squash the resistance on that territory planet. Treason will not go unpunished! ... Unlike some of my fellow campaigners, I will not coward in the face of war. I will stand tall like the proud Sefurian I am. I will fight along side my soldiers. I will lead my people in the heat of the battle." -LeeAn
"Vote for me because I will help and make Sefura a better planet. I will lead with gusto and strive to make everyone feel safe. Once elected, I will make sure everything goes as well. ... As for war, I will lead from the safety of Pimienta. Soldiers are designed for fighting. I will lead. I wouldn't risk someone taking my position!" -Hellspawn
"If elected, I will continue to run the planet as I am now. I will resolve conflicts logically and peacefully. If war is an option, I will try my best to avoid it. I wouldn't want my people risking their lives. I will protect those who matter to me, and to me that's Sefura. My top priorty is to keep Sefura a peaceful place. ... If war is the only option, then into battle I shall go. I wouldn't be fighting along side my soldiers as that could end poorly [cough] LeeAn [cough]. I wouldn't be a coward either. Instead, I would provide support to the citizens suffering and make sure my soldiers are well supplied. ... I care for my people, not for my title or glory." -Kiar
Temporary Leader Kiar tried to contact the Earth Exploration to check up on them. She said that she heard Captain Ssatrams reporting before he suddenly cut out.
Kiar said "It was like someone was trying to hack into our transmission. Ssatrams starting breaking up and then the transmission was silent for a minute before I heard another voice crackling in. It was the raspy female's voice. Given this information, I can only assume she was trying to communicate something about the Earth mission."
The raspy female's statement was unclear, but supposedly she was trying to tell Kiar that the Earth mission wasn't what it seemed before she cut off. When LeeAn heard about this (remember he's on the exploration), he said "She's dilusional. She's on the PT (planet territory) for Yasunya's sake! It's farther away from Earth that Sefura is."
Highlights of the Campaign Speeches
"A Leader should care, a Leader should want to see their planet thrive. And that's exactly what I'm going to do. I promise that I will provide help to those who need it. I will lead Sefura with an vibranium gauntlet. ... I will squash the resistance on that territory planet. Treason will not go unpunished! ... Unlike some of my fellow campaigners, I will not coward in the face of war. I will stand tall like the proud Sefurian I am. I will fight along side my soldiers. I will lead my people in the heat of the battle." -LeeAn
"Vote for me because I will help and make Sefura a better planet. I will lead with gusto and strive to make everyone feel safe. Once elected, I will make sure everything goes as well. ... As for war, I will lead from the safety of Pimienta. Soldiers are designed for fighting. I will lead. I wouldn't risk someone taking my position!" -Hellspawn
"If elected, I will continue to run the planet as I am now. I will resolve conflicts logically and peacefully. If war is an option, I will try my best to avoid it. I wouldn't want my people risking their lives. I will protect those who matter to me, and to me that's Sefura. My top priorty is to keep Sefura a peaceful place. ... If war is the only option, then into battle I shall go. I wouldn't be fighting along side my soldiers as that could end poorly [cough] LeeAn [cough]. I wouldn't be a coward either. Instead, I would provide support to the citizens suffering and make sure my soldiers are well supplied. ... I care for my people, not for my title or glory." -Kiar
"Me as Leader means light in this dark universe. I promise to restore peace and order. I will whip that territory planet back into shape. They are out of line. If they want to be a free planet, then good for them. But freedom will cost them a war. ... I will lead with a light sword. Don't think that I'm being goofy. I really do have a light sword. Which I will use in battle when we go to war! Of course, if no war is an option then I will choose it. I don't want to be too crazy. ... Peace and order are a priority. Without peace, there is war. Without order, there is chaos. Neither is acceptable. So join me! Join me in restoring peace and order to Sefura! Elect me and I will be the light in the darkness!" -Tunite
The Great Games Begin!
To kick off the time of Χαρά, the Great Games will be held! The last time these were held, Novak was just a child! There will be several competitions with competitors from all over Sefura! Some of the competitions are:
- Knowledge Quizzes
- Battles
- unit against unit
- Kick Skull
- a street game from Unit #13
- you kick around skulls and try to get them into certain goals
- if the skulls are real or not is to be determined
- Ice Games
- games or competitions that involve ice
- for example:
- dance on ice
- kick skull on ice
- ice-dagger fights
- ice sculpting
Emay's Back. Ugh.
Due to what the PT lady said, Emay got really angry. How do we know? Well she called Pimienta Times and screamed at us to record what she said enable to send a message to, and we quote, "that nasp of a Sefurian". Emay's rant:
"That nasp of a Sefurian should hear this. She is in the wrong. Her little 'resistance' is treason! She could be killed for this. And honestly, I would pay to watch that nasp die. [awkward silence] And another thing! Her voice is so grating. It's so [bleep] nasty. And who does she think she is?!? What kidnapping? How could she leave Sefura in good hands? She was never in charge. [awkward silence] Also how does she get a say in the Earth mission? It's not like she's from Earth. If she was and somehow was in charge, that's not legal. [quietly] That [bleep] nasp."
Sunday + Monday: 25 degrees celsius
Tuesday-Thursday: 23 degrees celsius
Friday: 22.8 degrees celsius with rain
Next Saturday: 23.8 degrees celsius
Tuesday-Thursday: 23 degrees celsius
Friday: 22.8 degrees celsius with rain
Next Saturday: 23.8 degrees celsius
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Sorry for it being posted so late.
According to Google Translate, Χαρά means joy in Greek.
Vibranium is a metal created by Marvel. I don't own the rights to call it my own. I just thought it would be a funny Easter egg type thing.
Sorry for it being posted so late.
According to Google Translate, Χαρά means joy in Greek.
Vibranium is a metal created by Marvel. I don't own the rights to call it my own. I just thought it would be a funny Easter egg type thing.
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