Newspaper #9
Pimienta Times
5 More Found Dead
5 More Found Dead
The mysterious murder that killed 3 Sefurians about 2 weeks ago has struck again! They were
killed in the same manor as the last victims. The only difference this time is that one of them
was Pimienta Times' chief of staff. Her wife believes she knows who it is, but she won't say it in
fear that it will endanger her family and others close to her. Other than that, the last 3 murders
happened in Unit 37. The newer murders have happened in Unit 32. The capital has sent their
best murder-specialist on the case. She has a crew of 4 with her.
Several speculate that Emay has something to do with these murders. Others think it's by the
Sefurians who killed Novak. One Sefurian actually complained that if Yasunya were here, she
could solve this problem. This infuriated our reporter because he is related (somehow) to
Yasunya.
The mysterious murder that killed 3 Sefurians about 2 weeks ago has struck again! They were
killed in the same manor as the last victims. The only difference this time is that one of them
was Pimienta Times' chief of staff. Her wife believes she knows who it is, but she won't say it in
fear that it will endanger her family and others close to her. Other than that, the last 3 murders
happened in Unit 37. The newer murders have happened in Unit 32. The capital has sent their
best murder-specialist on the case. She has a crew of 4 with her.
Several speculate that Emay has something to do with these murders. Others think it's by the
Sefurians who killed Novak. One Sefurian actually complained that if Yasunya were here, she
could solve this problem. This infuriated our reporter because he is related (somehow) to
Yasunya.
"Can We Get Back to the Election?"
Several complaints have been made that the election isn't being covered. Us from Pimienta
Times have something to say about that.
Other things are happening. Plus, the candidates have to work on their campaign. Plus, if
anything else arrises, the election will have to be postponed.
Temporary Leader Kiar is doing great. She has been in her office everyday and has been working hard to fix all of the current issues.
Earth Exploration Update
Captain Ssatrams: "So far so good. Böse has been acting kind of strange around the humans. His eyes keep turning green with some navy blue undertones. Everyone else seems to be enjoying
themselves and have been documenting tons of human behavior. We are currently in Europe, but will be traveling to the Americas within the next 2-3 weeks."
Candidate LeeAn: "I have marked several humans to bring to the zoo. Our plan is to bring back a
few humans from each area we go to. Some from Europe, some from the Americas, and some
from 'Australia'. Those humans are probably tuff from dealing with such animals."
Passero: "I want to leave these humans alone. I don't trust Böse. I would like to just collect data and then go back home."
Sub-Leader Schwach: "This is incredible! I knew Sefurians were evolved, but I didn't know how
evolved we were! I feel so powerful!"
That's all we know. The media is only given access to the statements. Data, reports, and other
informational pieces have been declined.
Several complaints have been made that the election isn't being covered. Us from Pimienta
Times have something to say about that.
Other things are happening. Plus, the candidates have to work on their campaign. Plus, if
anything else arrises, the election will have to be postponed.
Temporary Leader Kiar is doing great. She has been in her office everyday and has been working hard to fix all of the current issues.
Earth Exploration Update
Captain Ssatrams: "So far so good. Böse has been acting kind of strange around the humans. His eyes keep turning green with some navy blue undertones. Everyone else seems to be enjoying
themselves and have been documenting tons of human behavior. We are currently in Europe, but will be traveling to the Americas within the next 2-3 weeks."
Candidate LeeAn: "I have marked several humans to bring to the zoo. Our plan is to bring back a
few humans from each area we go to. Some from Europe, some from the Americas, and some
from 'Australia'. Those humans are probably tuff from dealing with such animals."
Passero: "I want to leave these humans alone. I don't trust Böse. I would like to just collect data and then go back home."
Sub-Leader Schwach: "This is incredible! I knew Sefurians were evolved, but I didn't know how
evolved we were! I feel so powerful!"
That's all we know. The media is only given access to the statements. Data, reports, and other
informational pieces have been declined.
Weather
Sunday - Tuesday: 29 degrees celsius | Heat warning-stay inside
Wednesday + Thursday: 31 degrees celsius with on-and-off showers | Be careful
Friday: Pouring rain all day, estimated temp. is 27.5 degrees celsius
Next Saturday: 28.3 degrees celsius with clouds
Wednesday + Thursday: 31 degrees celsius with on-and-off showers | Be careful
Friday: Pouring rain all day, estimated temp. is 27.5 degrees celsius
Next Saturday: 28.3 degrees celsius with clouds
Other News:
We are being denied access to the planet territory case. Information will be released next week.
Yasunya Day is in two days! All offices, businesses, schools, etc. will be closed on the 30th.
Yasunya Day is in two days! All offices, businesses, schools, etc. will be closed on the 30th.
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Apologies for the odd formatting in places. Also, no actual complaints have been made.
Apologies for the odd formatting in places. Also, no actual complaints have been made.
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