Newspaper #3
Pimienta Times
Sub-Leader Kiar Becomes
Temporary Leader
Temporary Leader
Sub-Leader Kiar Becomes Temporary Leader
At 11:57 pm on May 15, 2018 Sub-Leader Kiar became our temporary leader. While cleaning out his
office, workers found a note saying “If I am to die unexpectedly, Kiar must fill in. She’s our only hope.”
This caused the workers to suspect that Novak knew his death was coming. Which strengthened the
belief that Novak knew his murderer. That it was someone he was close to. Someone like Emay. Back
to Sub-Leader Kiar. On May 16, 2018 she gave a press conference about becoming temporary Leader.
Before any questions could be asked, she gave a small speech saying “I will put my life on the line if it
means keeping this planet stable. I will do all that I can until a new Leader is elected. Until then, I promise
to serve faithfully and diligently towards the people of this planet. I will also help figure out who killed
Novak and restore peace.” Then the questions began.
office, workers found a note saying “If I am to die unexpectedly, Kiar must fill in. She’s our only hope.”
This caused the workers to suspect that Novak knew his death was coming. Which strengthened the
belief that Novak knew his murderer. That it was someone he was close to. Someone like Emay. Back
to Sub-Leader Kiar. On May 16, 2018 she gave a press conference about becoming temporary Leader.
Before any questions could be asked, she gave a small speech saying “I will put my life on the line if it
means keeping this planet stable. I will do all that I can until a new Leader is elected. Until then, I promise
to serve faithfully and diligently towards the people of this planet. I will also help figure out who killed
Novak and restore peace.” Then the questions began.
“Kiar, how can we be sure that you didn’t just fake the note enable to get into office?
“I assure you that if you did a penmanship test that you would find the writing to be Novak’s.”
“What about the people of your unit? Are you abandoning them?”
“No, I am not leaving my people. I partially shut down the government and put a good and trusted friend in
charge. My people love her and will have no problems with her.”
charge. My people love her and will have no problems with her.”
“Temporary Leader Kiar, what if a war breaks out? What if an attack happens on the capitol like what
happened 18 years ago?”
happened 18 years ago?”
“If war breaks out I will move everyone to a safer place. Probably to one or more of our territory planets.
I would stay behind here to help our military and would leave the citizens in the hands of some of the best
Sub-Leaders.”
I would stay behind here to help our military and would leave the citizens in the hands of some of the best
Sub-Leaders.”
“Not Emay I hope.”
“ [laughter] Definitely not Emay. She would probably start another war right then and there on that
territory planet.”
territory planet.”
“ [more laughter] “
“What if you decided to run for office? What then?”
“I probably won’t run for office. The pressure of being in charge for real and for an entire term would
break me. On the rare instance where I do decide to run, I wouldn’t step down from being temporary
Leader just in case something happens.”
break me. On the rare instance where I do decide to run, I wouldn’t step down from being temporary
Leader just in case something happens.”
The Q+A session lasted for another 2 hours and over 100 questions were answered. In the end,
everyone who was there agreed that Kiar is the best Sefurian for the job.
everyone who was there agreed that Kiar is the best Sefurian for the job.
Thousands Rally Against Emay
On May 13, 2018 thousands across the planet organised a protest against Emay. The largest one was held
in Emay’s unit. There were a few other ones located in larger units.
in Emay’s unit. There were a few other ones located in larger units.
“Recall Emay!”
“She’s a threat to her unit!”
“Emay helped kill Novak!”
“Down with Emay!”
“Arrest Emay!”
Those are just a few quotes from the protest in Emay’s unit. The next day, Sub-Leader Emay was
questioned on this matter. Hr only comment was that “those people don’t know what they’re talking
about.” Several were enraged at this, while others said that they were “done with Emay and her bs”.
questioned on this matter. Hr only comment was that “those people don’t know what they’re talking
about.” Several were enraged at this, while others said that they were “done with Emay and her bs”.
Gangs In Capitol
5 unknown gangs have been messing around in the capitol. This is something that is rarely documented
in the news because usually the military handles it quickly and quietly. But due to all of the recent events,
the military has been busy. Two of the gangs have been spotted by the military and are being searched for,
but the other 3 are still unknown. They have been mugging and killing Sefurains each night. We know there
are 5 gangs thanks to an unknown voice. This is a notice saying that if you have seen any of the gangs, please
alert the military at once.
in the news because usually the military handles it quickly and quietly. But due to all of the recent events,
the military has been busy. Two of the gangs have been spotted by the military and are being searched for,
but the other 3 are still unknown. They have been mugging and killing Sefurains each night. We know there
are 5 gangs thanks to an unknown voice. This is a notice saying that if you have seen any of the gangs, please
alert the military at once.
Weather
All Week- 36 degrees Celsius with clouds here and there, but no rain or any storms
Other News:
Pirek tournament coming up! It begins May 19, 2018 and will last until May 21, 2018.
Trip to Earth planned. Apparently Earth needs some help.
Sub-Leader Kiar’s birthday was May 16, 2018.
Only 3 people have decided to run for Leader, the offer still stands. There are 2 more spots that must be
filled. Please don’t be afraid to fill out the form below and submit it to Pimienta Times.
filled. Please don’t be afraid to fill out the form below and submit it to Pimienta Times.
Name (first and last):
Age (must be at least 200):
Why You Want to Run:
Past Experience in Government: Yes No
If yes, then what did you do?
If no, then you shouldn’t be running for leader of an entire planet.
Please submit this form by May 19, 2018.
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Special thanks to Jeni for the story about gangs in the capitol.
Also sorry if it's a little poorly formatted because I had technically difficulties again.
Special thanks to Jeni for the story about gangs in the capitol.
Also sorry if it's a little poorly formatted because I had technically difficulties again.
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