Newspaper #1
Pimienta Times
Leader Novak is Dead
Leader Novak is Dead
In an unexpected turn of events, our wise and noble leader has died. How this has come to pass is
truly unjust. Leader Novak was captured and executed. This execution was broadcast on every
channel possible. Millions of children turned on the TV to watch cartoons, but were sadly disappointed
to see their leader getting killed before their very eyes. The people suspected of causing Novak’s death
are none other than the people who launched the attack on the capital 18 years ago. If you know anything
about this travesty, please contact the authorities. If you are withholding information and fail to tell the
authorities, you will be punished by 3 years prison. New elections will be held within the next few months.
This is an open invitation to those wishing to run for office. If you would like to run, please fill out the
form below and submit it to Pimienta Times.
truly unjust. Leader Novak was captured and executed. This execution was broadcast on every
channel possible. Millions of children turned on the TV to watch cartoons, but were sadly disappointed
to see their leader getting killed before their very eyes. The people suspected of causing Novak’s death
are none other than the people who launched the attack on the capital 18 years ago. If you know anything
about this travesty, please contact the authorities. If you are withholding information and fail to tell the
authorities, you will be punished by 3 years prison. New elections will be held within the next few months.
This is an open invitation to those wishing to run for office. If you would like to run, please fill out the
form below and submit it to Pimienta Times.
Name (first and last):
Age (must be at least 200):
Why You Want to Run:
Past Experience in Government: Yes No
If yes, then what did you do?
If no, then you shouldn’t be running for leader of an entire planet.
Please submit this form by May 11, 2018.
|
Weather
Today: 28 degrees celsius until noon, then pouring rain until midnight
Monday: 5 degrees celsius with clouds, and slight drizzle
Tuesday: Asteroid storm (please stay indoors)
Wednesday: Asteroid storm (please stay indoors)
Thursday: 31 degrees celsius, sunny, no rain
Friday: Heat wave of 40 degrees celsius. Don’t leave your home or
you will die of extreme heat exposure. Everything is canceled.
you will die of extreme heat exposure. Everything is canceled.
Other News:
The space program is launching a new spaceship with lightspeed boosters, artificial gravity, a garden,
and blasters that can destroy moons. This new spaceship is called the SHC (Super Hyper Craft) and
has been created to transport living beings away from their planets quickly, safely, and efficiently.
and blasters that can destroy moons. This new spaceship is called the SHC (Super Hyper Craft) and
has been created to transport living beings away from their planets quickly, safely, and efficiently.
The military is searching everywhere for the people responsible for the death of Leader Novak.
Sub-leader Emay is making unjust decisions towards the people of her unit. She is claiming that the
death of Leader Novak was just. The military is unsure if this would be called treason or just mild
annoyance. Sub-leader Emay will have a forum later today to defend herself. This forum will be in the
newspaper tomorrow.
death of Leader Novak was just. The military is unsure if this would be called treason or just mild
annoyance. Sub-leader Emay will have a forum later today to defend herself. This forum will be in the
newspaper tomorrow.
© Inside Sofi’s Brain
Comments
Post a Comment