Ways to Mess with People: Everyday Edition

I should probably be doing other work, but I'll do that later and not eat dinner. Anyway, here are just a few ways to be the worst the best. Enjoy!

Method One

You can say weird things to through people off. Keep in mind that this'll only weird people out if you've just met them, are with family you haven't seen in a while, or are meeting up with someone you haven't seen in a while. Things to say consist of, but are no limited to:

1. I hate this vessel.
2. I miss being a [insert any animal].
3. Is the Area 51 Massacre this year? Aw man...
4. How are the kids? [awkward pause] Oh shoot wrong year. 
5. What color is your toothbrush?
6. Where did you come from?
7. Where did you go?
8. Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
9. Been to any dog funerals lately?
10. Wow the sky is pretty. I hope the world doesn't end today.

Method Two

Carry around a lunch box labeled "Human Organs". I did it all throughout middle school and it worked great. Especially when you have food that looks organ-ish. 

Method Three

When cooking for a vegan or vegetarian, replace vegetable stock with chicken stock. Granted, this one is a little mean, but you don't obey me. Do what you want! I'll write a post on opinions later.

Method Four

Walk around with a cape. Don't worry about what Edna said and listen to me. Capes will make you cool. Especially when they look trip-y. 

Method Five

Exist

Method Six

Alright this one came from Onion Juice because I ran out of ideas. "stare at them and when they ask you to stop pretend like you were looking at something behind them, but then just do it again a few minutes later"
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