Ways to Mess with People: Easter Edition

These are actually very easy and practical ways to screw over your friends and family on Easter (if you celebrate it). Keep in mind that these are horrible things to do to young children and you’ll probably be excommunicated from your family if you do a few of these.

Method One
Buy “Bean Boozled” jellybeans and hide them inside of your eggs. Mix them with a few normal jellybeans just to add a fun element. Once you’ve successfully screwed up the candy, sit back and watch the people suffer.

Method Two
Tell the person in charge of the Easter party that you’ll hide the eggs. If you’re in charge, then just say that there will be an egg hunt. However, don’t actually hide the eggs. Help the young children look for what isn’t there just to get an extra kick of joy.

Method Three
Tell horrifying stories about bunnies to young children. Even bring rabbit meat/parts to show off. Don’t forgot to tell truths like how the Easter bunny is Jewish (actually true go look it up).

Method Four
Decorate for Halloween and play dinosaur SFX sounds the entire time.

Method Five
Tell everyone you’re so excited for the party and don’t stop talking about it. However, don’t show up to the actual party. If you do go to the party, wear all black and speak in tongues.


I hope you enjoyed these tips. Have a wonderful day!
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