Newspaper #7

Pimienta Times

Sub-Leader Huzar Takes Over
Emay’s Unit

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Sub-Leader Huzar Takes Over Emay’s Unit

Sub-Leader Huzar took over Sub-Leader Emay’s unit on Thursday (June 28, 2018). This came as a shock to both Emay, her unit, and Huzar’s unit. According to Huzar, her unit (which is next to Emay’s) will be merged with her unit. This will create the first merged unit in over seven centuries. A press conference was held the following day.

“Huzar! Why did you take over Emay’s unit?” Asked one reporter.

“Emay was out of line.” Replied Huzar.

“How?”

“I found evidence that she [redacted].”

We are unable to tell you what Emay did due to legal ties. More information will be given as soon as Huzar allows it.

“Sub-Leader Huzar, is this legal?” 

“Yes. In the Rules of Government, in chapter 5, paragraph 3 it says 'If a sub-leader fails to full fill
his or her duties, a more powerful sub-leader can take over.' If you don’t believe me then see for yourself. I
have the Rules of Government book right here.” Huzar then proceeded to throw the book at the reporter.

When Emay was questioned, she simply called Huzar a nasp and walked away. Due to Huzar taking over,
Emay has lost her office. Emay will be forced to get a new home by July 5th and won’t be allowed to get
another leadership office until 2060.

Memorial Being Built to Honour Flood Victims
The flood that left behind over 500 fatalities and over 10k housing units destroyed planet wide is being handled well. A memorial is being built in Pimienta to honor the Sefurians who lost their lives. The memorial will have the names of the Sefurians who died, a statue of a family, and will have an alter where Sefurians can place candles and offerings. If you would like to aid in the memorial’s construction, donate money to the Help Center. The money will not only help pay for the construction, but will also help the families affected. 

Earth Exploration Launch Successful
The exploration to Earth launched on the 28th of June. Only one Sefurian from the trial of normal civilians was chosen. His name is Böse (upon request he asked that we did not say his last name). Other Sefurians who are going to Earth are Leader candidate LeeAn, Sub-Leader Schwach, and Pimienta University graduate Passero. The leader of this voyage is the honorable Captain Ssatrams. The Earth voyage is simply to see how Earth is doing and to collect some specimens for further research and for the Sefurian Interplanetary Zoo. 



Sub-Leader Scossa Wants to Remove All Fanged Sefurians
This is dumb for a number of reasons. One is that about half of the population is has fangs. Another is that his wife has fangs and so do 2 of his children. And he doesn't have that kind of power anyway. Scossa will probably fail at this. 

Weather

Sunday-Wednesday: 20 degrees celsius, clouds, no rain
Thursday-Friday: 18 degrees celsius with on and off rains

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